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Make all your septic problems disappear like magic!

Dear Friends —

How would you like to have all your septic tank problems disappear like magic?

Clouds of noxious odors… GONE!
Sewage in your shower… GONE!
Backed-up toilets… GONE!
Nasty black pools of effluent in your yard… GONE!
Bill after bill after bill for pumping… GONE!
The possibility of a huge, loud back-hoe digging up your yard… GONE!

Sound too good to be true?  It’s not… if you have the Septic Genie™!


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HERE IS THE Septic TRUTH:

YOUR SEPTIC TANK IS ABSOLUTELY,
POSITIVELY GUARANTEED TO FAIL! 

And if you are not right now — RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT —  faced with spending THOU$AND$ AND THOU$AND$ OF DOLLARS “FIXING” your septic problems, maybe next year… maybe in five years… maybe in ten years… your septic system is GUARANTEED TO FAIL! That’s right! No matter how much you pump, no matter how much you dig, no matter how much money you spend, your septic system will eventually — excuse the expression, but, again, it’s the truth — crap out. 

Why? Because of little microorganisms known as anaerobic bacteria.

ANAEROBIC BACTERIUM

You can get the whole story about how your septic system works — and then doesn’t — by signing-in above, but suffice it to say that anaerobic bacteria are the heart and soul and, ultimately, the demise of septic systems. Anaerobic bacteria do not like air and they secrete “slime” to seal out air from the septic “system,” which happens to include the drain field. The “dressed up” name for this slime is “Biomat” and it eventually becomes so thick in the drain field that the system gets clogged and starts to back up. You know what happens then, don’t you?  You get out your checkbook… or, if the whole system needs replacing, take out an Equity Loan!

Septic Genie™ to the rescue!

Believe it or not — well, you can believe it and we will tell you why in a moment — the solution to ALL your septic problems is a different form of microorganism: aerobic bacteria.

AEROBIC BACTERIUM

Aerobic bacteria have voracious appetites and what they love to eat is what you are putting into your septic tank.  But aerobic bacteria need AIR to live, eat and breed!  And that is the “magic” of the Septic Genie™ — our miraculous device creates the air-based living environment for the aerobic bacteria to thrive inside your septic system and THEN THEY GO OUT AND EAT ALL YOUR SEPTIC PROBLEMS AWAY!  Think of it this way: to aerobic bacteria, your septic tank is the “main course” and your problematic Biomat is “dessert.”

Here is what the Septic Genie™ will do for you —

Arrow Septic Genie eliminates septic smells and odors – what a relief not to have to put up with septic stench anymore
Arrow Septic Genie eats all organic waste that flows to your septic tank from your kitchen and bathrooms – no more regular pumping; another expense and hassle you can do without.
Arrow Septic Genie opens up failed or failing drain fields that have pooling sewage – quickly dries out septic swamp.
Arrow Septic Genie™ fits right into your existing septic tank!  You don’t have to dig up your entire yard to fix your septic problems!
Arrow Septic Genie™ can be installed in just a few hours … and if you know your way around a wrench and a few other tools, you can install it yourself.
Arrow Septic Genie™ has only ONE MOVING PART!  That means it is easy to maintain — typically needing only one annual maintenance check-up that you can do yourself following our clear step-by-step instructions.
Arrow Septic Genie™ uses proven technology to insure trouble-free operation.
Arrow Septic Genie™ costs pennies a day to operate.
Arrow Septic Genie™ is environmentally friendly by minimizing the natural process of digesting waste.
 

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Arrow Septic Genie™ starts working IMMEDIATELY!  You’ll start seeing — and smelling — results in the first few days!

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The Septic Genie™ works!  take their word on it!

We could lay out the “science” of how the Septic Genie™ works miracles here, but we won’t — it’s not the most thrilling reading material.  However, it’s factual information, and, if you’re interested, you can read all about it in our “How Septic Genie works it's magic ”.

What we will give you here is the assurance that the Septic Genie™ will do what we say it does.  How?  By letting the people who have faced the same septic problems you’re dealing with now tell you how the Septic Genie™ technology made their septic tank problems disappear like magic.

“A dream come true”

R. Glazier - Cheney, Kansas: My experience… in layman terms, is a dream come true. My septic system of twenty-plus years was in complete failure.  With all the codes for new septic systems, I was looking at an alternative septic system because my yard was too small to support anything else.  When the installer came and explained how it worked, I felt I had nothing to lose… if it worked then my problem with my septic was over. It did everything they said it would do… my system is acting like a new system, worry-free.  I never thought I would write a letter of how good a product works, but if this helps you in making a decision, just try it.  My system started working the moment they put it in.  I hope it will work as good on your system as it did on mine. Thanks again for my worry-free septic.

“As good as it was when it was new”

D. Armstrong, Sonoma, CA: During an annual inspection on the 18th of April, 2001, the county health department found a breakout at the top of the leach field and told me that the system was in a state of failure. They then served notice that my system was in violation of the health code and the system was to be immediately replaced or repaired within 30 days. Likewise, I was to vacate the property in 30 days until the sewage system had been repaired or replaced. It was at this time that I found out about [your] technology… and learned how to rejuvenate my existing leach field. And, best of all, the costs of the system was way below the replacement cost of the leach field.

Two weeks later, the system was installed and started to reverse the effect of 16 years of waste build-up in my leach field. My system was re-inspected and no surface breakout or failure was detected. Now, some two years later, I have not had any reoccurrence of a breakout. I have no odors or noise coming from the system and I have not needed to do any maintenance to the system. I believe the leach field today is as good as it was when it was new.

“It was my lucky day!”

H. Doughty, Sebastopol, California: In the fall of 2000, my septic system was failing and was frequently backing up into the house. I called a conventional septic service. They cleaned my tank, de-rooted my pipes twice, and dug around in the yard, looking for thick roots that may have been blocking my leach lines. All of this cost $1,000.00 and at the end of the day, my septic system was STILL backing up into the house. I was told that I had no choice but to get new leach lines, to the tune of $4,500.00 to $5,000.00, not to mention the destruction of my entire beautiful back yard. And then by some miracle, I found your system and decided to give it a try. It was my lucky day!!

In January of 2001, the new system was installed. My yard remained intact. There was no longer any back-up into the house. There was no unpleasant odor. After several months, the mounds that had developed around the leach field began to flatten out. I have no problems with the system. I really feel good that my septic system is environmentally friendly. I highly recommend this system for homeowners like me.

“Seeing is believing!”

H. Huber, Huber Designs, New Hampshire: Seeing is believing!!!!  I checked out my tank today. This was a 25-plus-year-old failed stone bed.  2.5 weeks ago the tank was 2 inches from overflowing out of the cover and the field was completely flooded and breaking out. Today, amazingly, the liquid level in the tank is 12 inches below the invert out!  It appears that not only is the technology remediating the leach field, but is cleaning up the Biomat in the tank seam.

“I doubt I ’ll ever pump the tanks again”

D. Beier, Walloon Lake Village, Michigan: In 1981, I purchased an Inn in northern Michigan that was on a septic system shared by five single family residences. Each residence had a 500 gallon tank and the Inn had two 1,000 gallon tanks. I had to pump the 1,000 gallon tanks FOUR times a year and, when my pumper came, he often had to manually break up the 6-to-8-inch gooey crust that was on the top before he could pump it. The drain field is about half of what present codes would require and buried about 3- 1/2 feet down, and when tested it had about two feet of totally saturated soil above the tiles.

Your system was installed in May.  I do 50% of my business in the months of June, July and August. There is no gooey crust. I doubt that I'll ever pump the tanks again and the water in the field is barely detectable. This rejuvenation took place at our peak volume period. The water coming out of the tank looked cleaner than my bath water.


P.S  July 6, 2002: After 14 months our septic system is still working great.

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Get your money’s worth!

Let’s get down to brass tacks: MONEY!

Do you have any idea of what your current septic system might cost you over the next 20 years (keeping in mind that sooner or later it is definitely going to fail)? Let’s look:

If you pump your tank the average of every 3 years, that will be around 6 to 7 times.  For our hypothetical situation, let’s say you pump 6 times… at $250.00 per pumping, the cost is $1,500.00 over the 20 years.

The drain field is typically the first component of your septic system to fail.  Let’s be conservative and say it needs to be replaced only once in 20 years, although it’s likely to
need replacement twice.  With regulators tightening codes to improve water quality, compliance costs will continually climb year after year.  Therefore, the average cost for
drain field replacement — including labor, materials, back-hoe rental, permits, etc.— is $5,500.00and rising!

Of course, when you dig out your beautifully landscaped yard to replace the drain field, you’ll want to try to recapture the beauty later.  The cost: $3,500.00.

You can expect the usual recurring septic headaches over the years, too, such as blocked pipes.  On average, these fix-it fees will be about $400.00 every two years.  Over 20 years the cost comes in at $4,000.00.

Now, total all these expenses up for the 20-year period and you will spend a staggering $14,500.00 on your septic system!  And we’re not even counting those “little” emergencies that usually happen after your big Super Bowl party or when the in-laws come to visit for a week or two! (You know what we’re talking about!)

… the cost for the Septic Genie is only $1,995.  That’s a fraction of what you’ll be paying for your current septic system that is GUARANTEED TO FAIL!

The air pump is installed in the weatherproof container. The weatherproof container is installed near an electrical outlet. (It is not installed in the septic tank)


Here’s what you get when you purchase the Septic Genie™ for $1,995:

The pre-assembled unit, including the air pump and weather-proof container, and our special bacteria blend
An Installation Manual that includes step-by-step instructions with photographs on how to install the Septic Genie
An Operation & Maintenance Manual explaining how to perform the few maintenance tasks that will keep your Septic Genie™ running trouble-free year after year.
A Homeowner’s Guide filled with the “dos and don’ts” of life with a septic system

If you respond right away you pay only $1,795.00
a savings of $200.00

We know you are doing research at the moment so that you can make an informed decision about how to solve your septic problems. Winter is over and you can finally get your septic system fixed before you dust off your bar-b-que and start spending time in your yard over the summer so decided to have a Spring Sale that you could take advantage of and for a limited time only we are offering a $200.00 saving if you order the Septic Genie NOW

We’re going to sweeten the deal, too. If you respond right away, not only will you pay just $1,795 instead of $1,995 for the Septic Genie™, we’ll give you FREE SHIPPING, too a $75.00 savings!

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You cannot lose when you purchase the Septic Genie™ to solve your septic system problems!  If, for any reason, you aren't thrilled and satisfied with our product, just contact us (or send the product back) within 90 days of purchase and we'll refund 100% of your purchase price. Read more

Plus, the Septic Genie comes with a LIFETIME WARRANTY unheard of in the septic industry, and you’ll see that we stand behind our product for the long run.

 
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If you’ve read this far, then you must be curious to know if the Septic Genie™ will do everything we say it will do. So, just try it!  You have absolutely nothing to lose… except

Clouds of noxious odors!
Sewage in your shower!
Backed-up toilets!
Nasty black pools of effluent in your yard!
Bill after bill after bill for pumping!
The possibility of a huge, loud back-hoe digging up your yard!

If the Septic Genie™ doesn’t work for you, doesn’t change your septic system for the better, doesn’t save you money, then take advantage of our 60-day refund.  You won’t lose a dime and will have everything to gain.

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The Septic Genie is a compact 8"x 36"
unit and it comes with a
Lifetime Warranty

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Or, if you want to talk to one of our professional septic consultants about your specific septic problems and how the Septic Genie™ can solve them, just click here CLICK HERE FOR PERSONAL CONSULTATION.

You will love the Septic Genie™! You’ll probably wonder how you ever lived without a “genie in your tank!”  

Wishing you septic success,

Michael Grubb

P.S. Your $200.00 savings is available for a limited time only. And, if you act now, you’ll save the $75.00 shipping & handling, too. Put the Septic Genie™ to work for you!

 

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